The Jugs

This one is based on a true story. It makes me laugh (because I am juvenile).

Hold Your Horse

My mother called me to tell me she had her jugs appraised recently for $1000 each. She went to the mall and apparently they had a man there looking at things (like jugs), so she let him check them out. They are old jugs to be sure, but they have held up very well over time. She was very pleased to find out what they are worth.

My mother knew he was going to be there for a few days so she told him she would be back the next day with her knockers. As soon as she got home she got her knockers out, and made sure they were spotless. She went back to the mall the next day and marched right up to the man with her knockers out, so he could get a good look. He was very impressed, and mother was ecstatic. He asked if mother…

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