The Things

I’ve done a lot of things.

A lot.

A lot.

I’ve lived in a lot of houses, in a lot of cities, in quite a few countries (46, 11, 3).

I’ve gone to school to study a lot of different things, in a lot of different places (Theology, Screenwriting, Criminology, Geology, Art History, Sketch Comedy, Photography; Kelowna, Vancouver, London, LA).

I’ve dated some duds and married a good one (numerous, Lloydster).

I’ve been to a lot of different talks, lectures, screenings and concerts (blah, blah, blah, Keep on rocking’ in the free world).

I’ve been there, done that, and bought the t-shirt (everywhere, everything, size L).

And now I just want to watch TV.

A lot.

A lot.


I mean, when you’ve already gone to hear Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein talk about Portlandia and “felt their essence”, you should just stop. There will never be any thing better than that, so you may as well just stop going to things.







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