So, apparently you’re a loser if you have a Hotmail account.
(That’s what “people are saying.” Who? People. “People are saying” that Hotmail is for losers. I shouldn’t have to back up these statements with facts, okay? “People are saying” that Hotmail is for losers, and that should be enough for all of us to accept it as fact and believe it, and trust it, and never question it, ok?)
Supposedly, having a Hotmail account is the equivalent of wearing mom jeans, driving a Corolla, and listening to Kenny Loggins – it is antiquated and unsophisticated, and if you use it people will think that you are also antiquated and unsophisticated.
But, here’s the thing: I have had my Hotmail account for 20 years. Every online store, every utility company, every banking login, every password is connected to this account. If I switched to Gmail it would be a whole thing.
Why do you think I didn’t take my husband’s last name when we married? It would have been a whole thing.
Why do you think I pretended to be asleep when I was caught eating a handful of bulk gummy bears at Bulk Barn last week? It would have been a whole thing.
So, here’s my plan… Let’s Make Hotmail Great Again!
It’s a very exciting time for Hotmail. Your voices represent a bright new future for a great email provider, full of more opportunities to email for everyone, not just a select few. Together, we have created a movement that continues to gain momentum. Together, we are making history. Together, we are bringing back the emailing dream with Hotmail. The time is now. Together, we WILL Make Hotmail Great Again!
Or at least not as lame.