I don’t like to fly.
It is a necessary evil – to go to the places that I want to go, to do the things that I want to do, and to see the people that I want to see*.
A few weeks ago, we were headed home from Los Angeles and hanging out at LAX – AKA, hell on earth, AKA, purgatory, AKA, the place of the condemned**.
LAX is the worst airport I’ve ever been to… It’s busy, it’s cramped, there’s only one place to get a decent sandwich, and there’s a smell that my nostrils will never understand.
All this to say… I hate LAX.
The only way to survive, nay, endure LAX is with an alcoholic beverage. Once I get through security and put my belt back on, I head straight for the bar.
A few weeks ago, I was two glasses of Merlot in, when nature called. I told my husband I’d be back in a jiff, and I went to use the washroom.
On my way back to the bar, I realized that the wine was starting to have the desired effect… I felt warm, and buzzy, and overly confident.
Then I saw him.
Almost Famous. Jerry Maguire, Say Anything, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, and of course… Singles.
(Side note: What can I say about Singles? It was the most formative movie for me – shaping my viewing, musical, comedic, and romantic tastes at a very impressionable time of my life.)
I recognized him immediately, as we both headed toward the escalator. As we got on the moving staircase, I turned to him and said, “You’re Cameron Crowe.”
(I know, I know… It was an obvious, obtuse thing to say.)
His reply: “Sadly, yes.”
“I love all your movies,” I gushed.
We got off the escalator and stopped to talk. He shook my hand, asked me my name, asked me where I was from, and we exchanged a few more pleasantries that I don’t really remember because inside I was like, “Omg.”
You know when you want to say something really memorable, and meaningful, and unforgettable to someone – but then you get all nervous and you end up saying something stupid and/or running away?
The regret was immediate.
I said, “hello” – I should have said, “Let’s co-write Singles 2, with a bigger part for Eddie.”
* You know who you are.
** And that’s putting it mildly.