Who doesn’t have a crush on Tom Selleck*?
He was Magnum, P.I.** for goodness sake.
Now I’m a married woman, but I can still appreciate beauty in all of its forms… A crimson sunset, a blossoming flower, and a handsome man with a significant mustache.
If you’ve ever wanted to sleep with Tom Selleck, now you can***!
At Seattle’s Kimpton Palladian Hotel, each room features a pop-art pillow with a different celebrity portrait. When my husband and I recently visited the Palladian we were pleasantly surprised to find this beauty in our room:
Of all of the handsome male celebrities that could be featured on a pillow… Tom Selleck is definitely one of them****.
I must pause for a moment, to ask a very serious question: Do you believe in fate? Chance? Circumstance? Destiny? A predetermined course*****?
Well, I do now.
We didn’t think much of the pillow in the room, until we switched on the television later that evening and what should be on, but Friends. You know… the TV show about six 20-30-something friends living in Manhattan featuring an ensemble cast starring Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry and David Schwimmer.
I know what you’re thinking, “When is Friends not on?” and that is a valid question (answer: never).
But the fortuity****** of this incident is that it was an episode featuring Tom Selleck!
The universe is obviously trying to tell me something!
Please send all theories******* about what it could possibly mean, and what the universe is trying to tell me to: firstname.lastname@example.org
* I’m obviously referring to 1980s Tom Selleck.
** And Quigley!
*** Something to keep in mind… He’s now 72.
**** Because he is a handsome male celebrity.
***** All synonyms for fate.
****** Another word for coincidence.
******* Or, hypotheses.
(Yes, I went a little crazy on the end notes.)